Published: Dec 07, 2012 6:18 PM EST

LEE COUNTY, Fla.- Each year, kids write letters to Santa. And each year they have interesting things to say. Besides the common requests for toys, here are some of their unique phrases:

"Dear Santa Claus, Give me a big bike. But not too big bike."

"Dear Santa, How much elfs do you have in the world?"

"Dear Santa, I can't tell you my age or weight. My mom says that's a girl's secret, but I've been really good this year, I can tell you that much. And I haven't told a lie since August 18th."

"Santa, I know I did roll my eyes at my mom, but I said, 'I'm sorry.'"

"Dear Santa, I want a laptop. If you can't read that here, is what it says is laptop."

"Santa, Do you like pictures? What is your favorite holiday? Was I good?"

"Santa, Am I on the bad list? Yes or no."

"Santa, I would like a sheep and a horse that is white. Also, a baby hedgehog and Asian elephant."

The Post Office says if you write Santa, please include a return address, so he can write back.